Ass Pass

You want to see His Excellency?

Yes

You really want to see His Excellency?

Of course, I do.

Then you need a pass

Sorry?

Yes

What type of pass?

Ass pass

Do you want the contract?

I do

That juicy contract, you mean?

I really do.

Then you need a pass

A pass?

Yes, ass pass.

Do you want to break into the music industry?

Yes

 With a loud bang?

Want your music played on all the radio and TV stations?

Want all them kids to scream and yell your name in the streets?

Yeah mehn I really need a breakthrough

Then you need a pass

Not just any pass

But an ass pass. You need to be Diddied.

Do you want fame?

Your face to be on gigantic bill boards across cities, countries and continents?

Want everyone to know you when you enter a room?

I know you do.

But then you need a pass –

An ass pass.

You want to work in that company that pays in seven figures?

Aren’t you tired of being unemployed

Living from hand to mouth

Being chased by poverty?

If you are,

Then submit your ass pass.

Do you want connection

To belong to that exclusive club of

Men and women of timbre and caliber?

You need an ass pass.

Do you need social and political immunity

From all crimes vile and dreary?

Do you want protection that comes from above?

Ass pass.

Do you want that leading role in that multi-million dollar movie?

You want to become a star overnight?

Celebrated like a celebrity?

Ass pass.

No?

Why shake your head?

Don’t you know that

Nothing goes for nothing?

What are you willing to do for money, wealth and fame?

Nothing?

Then forget it.

Ass pass.